Can't See a Damn Thing!

The kids and I went camping in Big Sur this last summer, but it wasn't till recently that Tiya told me of an incident that occured while we were camping that I was unaware of.

Apparently one night, just getting back to the campground from Monterey, I pulled up to the campground gate (they closed the gate after 8 PM every night) and got out of the car to open it up so that we could pull through. As the campground is in the mountains and along the beach there are no lights anywhere. It was pitch black outside. The kids waited in the car for me and Mckenna was beginning to cry and wanted to know where I was. Tiya was trying to calm her down...

"Mckenna, Dad will be back in just a minute." Tiya said
Mckenna crying, "But where is he?"
"He's opening the gate so we can go through."
Mckenna still crying, "Why is he taking so long?"
Tiya pointing outside the car says, "He's right there."
Mckenna looks out the window into the pitch black and says, "I can't see a DAMN thing!"

Well, I know I shouldn't but, I can't help laughing my $#@^% off! It's pretty bad that a 5 year old not only used a four letter word but she knew how and where to use it. I guess I haven't done a very good job cencering myself. WTF